These will be the newest ever and latest jokes tagalog for 2013. These newest jokes are made for us Pioys or Filipino citizens. Ok? Those who are searching for best tagalog jokes of Pinoy or Filipino which must be new, here it is. If you want the best of tagalog pick up lines you can visit directly at tagalog pick up lines at best, and if you want the newest pick up lines, you can have it at pick up lines at newe$t. Here I will share to you the latest tagalog jokes which is n all Filipino/Pinoy Jokes for free. You can share this to all of your friends through facebook, email, twitter, text/sms messages or anything you want to share with. And here's the tagalog jokes for 2013 that I will share to you. I hope you will enjoy and these will make you laugh uncontrollably.
Ang "love" kahit mskit nka22wa .
"kis d2" ykap doon" i luv u d2"
i miz u doon" pro kng mkita ng iba
iiwnanka mgwa ng "empirador d2"
redhorse doon" mtador d2" san mig doon"
happy nuH? pra kang CRAZY nga
"iyak d2 "suka doon..
Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..
ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!
wag paglaruan ang puso ng babae dhil nagiisa lng ito
ok lng pglaruan ang dibdib, dlwa nman.
BOY : Lahat ng ginagawa ko mali, I am not a good son to you, hindi nyo ako mahal …!!
FATHER : Anak, Nagkakamali ka doon..!
BOY : Oh tamo na ! Mali na naman ako!!!
NANAY : Naku itong anak ko, Ang lakas mo kumain pero di mautusan…!
ANAK : Kapag yung alagang baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa kayo, Sino ba talaga ang anak nyo?
BOYFRIEND : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo!
GIRLFRIEND : Sige, clue naman…
BOYFRIEND : Kailangan ito ng leeg mo…
GIRLFFRIEND : Kwintas?
BOYFRIEND : Hindi, …Panghilod ! !
JUDGE : Ano ba talaga nangyari ha?
NASASAKDAL : (Hindi nagsasalita’)
JUDGE ; Sumagot ka na sa tanong…
NASASAKDAL : Naku! Akala ko eh hearing lang to. Bakit may speaking ?
FROG : Oh my fairy, …What does my future hold?
FAIRY : You’ll meet someone who wants to know you, …everything about you.
FROG : Yeah, …Great! …Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY : No, …in Biology class.
Yeah, Life not only begins at 40,
it also begins to show!" hahaha wringkles!
Marie: Patay na pala ang nanay mo, ano ang ikinamatay?
Maria: Nakunsumi sa tatay ko….
Marie: eh, ikaw, ano naman ang ikinamatay ng tatay mo?
Maria: Nakunsumi sa akin, bakit?
MAY DALAWANG LASENG, NAGLALAKAD SA DILIM MERON SILANG NADAANAN NA NAPAGKAMALAN NILANG KALAMAY.
LASENG 1: Pare, kalamay yan, kasi kanina may naholdap na tindera dito, baka kinuha ang pera at tinapon ang kalamay. Kalamay yan pare.
LASENG 2: Pare! tae yan ng kalabaw o tae ng baka. Mabuti pa tikman natin….
LASENG 1: O, sige pare sabay tayo tikman natin.
LASENG 1&2: O,o, nga tae…Tae nga! Buti na lang hindi natin natapakan…
hahaha…
TUMATAE SI TONYO SA LIKOD NG BAHAY NILA RONNIE, NAKITA NI RONNIE SI TONYO NA NAKA-UPO..
RONNIE: Ano ang ginagawa mo diyan sa likod ng aming bahay?
TONYO: May nakita akong ibon dito ang laki….hinuli ko tinakpan ko ng sombrero ko.
RONNIE: Umalis ka diyan! Amin yan!
TONYO: Ikaw na ang humuli sa ibon,dahan-dahan lang baka lumipad..
RONNIE: Ako na ang bahala diyan..
TONYO: Ingat baka lumipad, good luck!
kuya: bat ganyan itsura mo? ang dungis mo at amoy imburnal ka
utol:nakita mo b ung kanal sa tapat ng tindahan nila aling inday?
kuya: abay xempre a
utol: pues ako HINDI!
That's all for the newest tagalog jokes 2013. And I hope you will like some of those. If not or like, you can feel free to comment and give some suggestion and clarifications especially on how to improve our tagalog jokes latest updates. Or you can give some of your best tagalog jokes for year 2013. Thanks and till my next intallment of tagalog jokes! PS: Don't forget to visit the FHM PHilippines Exiest Women Top 100 Official List at FHM Philippines 2012. More power to our newest tagalog jokes.
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