Best Hugot Lines 2016: A Tribute to Miriam Santiago




We knew that Senator Miriam Santiago has passed away and our country and the Filipino people were all mourned for her up until now. She died at age 71 stricken by a stage 4 lung cancer. Even though she's out in this world and she will go through another world known as afterlife - Christians saw it as heaven and Muslim saw it as Paradise or whatever name you want in this after world, her words are immortal. Her pick up lines and hugot lines are both witnesses and foundation for what really happening in our country we are in. So to speak, we'll never forget your words of wisdom!

So much for that because I'm starting to you know nah. This post is all about hugot lines from our very own Miriam Defensor Santiago. We will miss you!


"Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan...
Kasi someone like you is HARD TO FIND."
-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Lageh ka lang nagtatanong na, "Sinong gising pa?"
Tanod ka ba?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Si Snow White, kumagat lang ng apple, naka love-life nah. Ikaw, fruit salad na kinain mo, WALA pa rin. Sad noh?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kapag walang kailangan, walang pansinan. Pwe!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Tanga lang ang mga taong naghahanap sa sarili. Magulat ka kapag nakasalubong mo yan!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Nag break lang kayo hindi ka na agad kakain? Bakit? Nasa kanya ba yung ulam mo? Pwe!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Pag na-seen na, tigilan na. Ano? Uhaw lang sa lovelife?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Yung halos iluluwa ka na ng upuan ng jeep, tapos sisigaw pa rin si manong ng, "Oh tatlo pah"

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Pano ba manligaw? Simple lang. Dalhin mo siya sa lugar na hindi nya alam, tapos iwanan mo.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kapag patuloy mong binabalikan ang nakaraan. Eh di sana nag major in History ka na lang!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Dati ikaw ang mundo niya. Anyare ngayon?Nangibang planeta?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Hindi porke close kayo nung tao, kakalimutan mo na ang salitang RESPETO!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Anong tawag kapag nagtapon ka ng basura sa dagat? Polusyon. Ano naman ang tawag kapag tinatapon mo ang mga politikong kurakot sa dagat? Solusyon.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Wag na wag mong ikahihiya yung eyebags mo. Pinaghirapan mo yan! Be proud!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Anga pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang relo. Parating Pakanan, never kakaliwa.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Tuwang-tuwa ka kasi online siya. Pinansin ka ba?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Yung lalake na pinapangarap mo noon, ayuun! Natalbugan na ang beauty mo ngayon.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

When the government employee is poor, and he works in a corrupt agency, he can resist everything - EXCEPT TEMPTATION!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kapag walang syota, WALANG FOREVER. Kapag may syota, MAY FOREVER. Kapag maraming syota, FOREVERMORE. Kapag may kabit, FOREVER IS NOT ENOUGH.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Nakakaloka yung comercial model ng modess. Alam na ngang may period, nagsuot pa ng white pants. Papansin lang?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Safeguard nalang mahalin mo, iwas sakit pa.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kapag tinanong ng manliligaw mo kung chocolate o bulaklak, be practical! Bigas men! Bigas.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kahit ilang signs pa ang dumating, kahit bumagsak man lahat ng bituin sa langit, kung hindi ka nya mahal, hindi ka nya mahal!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Ang pag-ibig ay parang si Mayweather. Yayakapin ka, sasaktan ka, tapos tatakbohan ka.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Ang love ay parang bayad sa jeep. Minsan ay hindi nasusuklian.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Malabo na talga ang mga mata ko.Pwede ba ako humingi sa yo na kahit kunting pagtingin?

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Minsan gusto ko nalang sumigaw na "BOOM PANOT!" sa Malacanang. Kaya lang may magalit.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Dual purpose ka ah? Plastik na, ma-papel pah.

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

Kung asukal ka, ako naman ang sago. Wala akong kwenta kung wala ang tamis mo!

-Senador Miriam Defensor Santiago

That's all for the hugot lines of our very own Senator of the Republic of the Philippines - Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago. I hope you enjoy reading some of them!


In behalf of her hugot lines, I would like to share also with you the best hugot lines of the great legend Sen. Miriam Santiago's book entitled "Stupid is Forever!".


* “He is so ugly he should donate his face to the Parks and Wildlife Office in Quezon City.”
* Ang crush parang math problem, kung hindi mo makuha, titigan mo na lang.”
* “Miss, kutsara ka ba? Kasi papalapit ka pa lang, napanganga na ako.”
* “Mag-exchange gift tayo? Akin ka at sa iyo naman ako.”
* “Pwede ba kitang sabayan pauwi? Kasi sabi sa akin ng magulang ko, ‘Follow your dreams.’”
* “Pedicab ka ba? PEDICABang i-date sa Valentines Day?”
* “Ang pag-ibig ko parang langka. LANGKAtapusan.”
* “Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.”
* “Good news: Wala ka nang pimples! Bad news: Dahil wala nang space.”
* “Question: What is the plural form of iced tea? Answer: Bottomless iced tea.”
* “Question: What is the plural form of rice? Answer: Extra rice.”
* “Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na maitim ang kili-kili niya nang hindi siya magagalit? Ganito: Ano ba ang ginagamit mong deodorant, Kiwi shoe polish?”
* “Hindi lahat ng sweet ay loyal sa ’yo. Tandaan, sweet nga ang candy, pero nakabalot naman sa plastic.”
* “Mention – Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.”
* “Punctuation – Sabi ng isang bata, “Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko po ng punctuation.”
* “A smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another woman.”
* “If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants.”
* “Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. Ang tawag doon ay wedding cake.”
* “Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence.”
* “When the husband says, ‘Ako ang tigas sa amin.’ He really means: ‘Ako ang tigas-saing ng kanin, tigas-sampay ng labada, tigas-sama sa palengke at tigas-sundo sa eskwela ng mga bata.’”
* “Kapag sinabi sa iyo ng boyfriend mo na nanlalamig na siya sa iyo, buhusan mo ng gasolina at silaban mo.”
* “Hindi naman ako mataba eh. In fact, I’m so sexy that it overflows.”



Some best hugot lines from Filipino movies andcelebrities and Filipino made hugot lines.

“Oh yes, kaibigan mo ako. Kaibigan mo lang ako… And I’m so stupid to make the biggest mistake of falling in love with my best friend!” – Jolina Magdangal, Labs Kita… Okay Ka Lang? (1998)

“Pero, Bogs, shinota mo ‘ko eh. Shinota mo ang best friend mo!” – Kim Chiu, Paano Na Kaya? (2010)

“Promise mo sa’kin, okay? Kahit ano’ng mangyari, forever tayong magiging mag-kaibigan. I’ll be that one guy who never breaks up with you and you will be that one girl who will never break up with me. – Dingdong Dantes, She’s the One (2013)

“Adik ka na naman sa pag-asa eh. Try mo na kaya lumaklak ng realidad!” – Beauty Gonzalez, Starting Over Again (2014)

“Siguro kaya tayo iniiwanan ng mga mahal natin: dahil may darating pang ibang mas magmamahal sa’tin – ‘yung hindi tayo sasaktan at paasahin…’yung magtatama ng lahat ng mali sa buhay natin.” – John Lloyd Cruz, One More Chance (2007)

“Hindi ako perfect and kahit kailan, hindi ko hihilingin na maging perfect ka. Ang hihilingin ko, subukan mong baguhin ang sarili mo para maramdaman mo na karapat-dapat ka. But you never tried.” – Bea Alonzo, She’s the One (2013)

“She loved me at my worst. You had me at my best, but binalewala mo lang ang lahat… And you chose to break my heart.” – John Lloyd Cruz, One More Chance (2007)

“May mga maswerteng tao na nahanap na yung taong para sa kanila. May mga taong patuloy na naghahanap at may iba na sumuko na. Pero yung pinakamasaklap eh yung na sayo na pinakawalan mo pa.” – John Lloyd Cruz, My Amnesia Girl (2010)

“Mahal mo ba ako dahil kailangan mo ako? … Oh kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako?” – Claudine Baretto, Milan (2004)

“Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher, maaagawan ka. Lumaban ka!” – Carmi Martin, No Other Woman (2011)



Some funny hugot lines from Filipino made hugot lines.

—Sa LOVE, walang bingi; walang bulag; walang pipi…pero TANGA marami.

—Kapag sinabihan ka nang: “Ang ganda mo!”, mag-thank you ka na lang. Minsan ka na nga lang sabihan, mag-iinarte ka pa.

—Aanhin mo ang palasyo kung walang internet connection dito. Mabuti pang mag-stay sa bahay kubo, sa Wi-Fi zone nakapuwesto.

—Aanhin mo ang pera’t mansiyon, kung nagmumura ang iyong bilbil at puson.

—Labs, para kang damit na suot ko ngayon. Simple lang pero bagay sa akin.

—Kapag mahal mo, ipaglaban mo. Pero kung pinagmumukha ka nang tanga, iwan mo na.

7—Mamatay-matay ka sa selos, hindi naman pala kayo. Ano ba ‘yun !

8—Lagi na lang ninyong sinisisi ang mga taong “paasa”. Hindi kaya, kasalanan mo dahil “assuming” ka lang?

9—Kapag sumama ka sa matatalino, tatalino ka rin. Kapag sumama ka sa adik, magiging adik ka rin. Try mong sumama sa akin, baka sakaling maging akin ka rin.

10—Ang mabuting lalaki, “stick to one”, hindi 3 in 1.

11—Kaysa mabuwisit, love your “haters”. Sila ang ebidensiya na hindi ka pa nga artista, may mga fans ka na.

12—Aanhin pa ang tiwala, kung ang hinala ay laging tumatama?



And that is all for the hugot lines from Miriam Santiago and other hugot lines as well.

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